![]() 09/08/2013 at 09:41 • Filed to: Road trip roulette | ![]() | ![]() |
So you only have two choices and there is no right answer.. Your on a road trip and you have to ride shotgun with one of these people. Is the lesser of two evils the Prius owner who has decided the world needs to know their every opinion via bumper stickers or do you pick the rich son of a Hollywood producer tweaked on Redbull and never heard the word no.
Again any answer is wrong short of seppuku.
![]() 09/08/2013 at 09:46 |
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I choose the politically charged Prius driver. Why?
Because they are probably older, and I would stand a better chance finding a common subject to discuss to pass the time.
There is no way I could talk video games and listen to electronica and put up with his driving for more than five minutes.
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Easy. I'd pick the Prius. Some of those dreamers are obnoxious, some aren't. Most have at least some dept. And even if they are they're not nearly as annoying as an entitled and spoiled juvenile. I think I'll hate the driving of the Prius owner less as well.
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The Prius driver, at least you'll get there alive and without being stopped by the police, besides, you know they actually have opinions on issues and not just "Woooh, yeah, that's cool, hit that bitch, bro." so the conversation would be better. The worst comes to the worst, I can sleep listening to whale song and African mouth music in a quiet car better than gangster rap and shouted boasting in a car revved to oblivion.
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Prius. No question. Because Camaro Dude is just a snotty spoiled asshole without a brain in his head. Prius guy will at least be able to assembled complete sentences and discuss things....
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Prius no question. At least you can steer the conversation to something tolerable but still intelligent. Talk about Game of Thrones or some shit. The tweeker? No fucking way.
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Million dollar Camero kid, because that is basically who I hang out with anyway.
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Prius- by a mile. Many of the quirky Prius owners are actually fun to talk to even if you don't agree with them. But a D-bag is always a D-bag.
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Prius driver, reasons:
A.) If they're not obnoxious we can find something else to talk about and they'll most likely have classical music/jazz playing which I can deal with if not enjoy.
B.) If they're one of the obnoxious ones, I can just gag/hogtie them and throw them in the back.
![]() 09/08/2013 at 10:34 |
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Prius, for safety reasons. I can only stand entitled little pricky dudebros for so long before I have the uncontrollable urge to start punching them in the face.
Next time you see a Prius with a bunch of stickers on it, take a closer look at the stickers. I don't know about anywhere else, but it's almost as common here to see a Prius with a ton of right-wing conservative stickers all over it as well as the left-wing ones.
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Camaro. So I can knock that little shithead out and hop into the driver's seat.
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I'd take the Prius driver. I can show them the way of the Jalop, and they may change their ways.
The Million Dollar Camaro is too young to learn. He must first fail, and fail hard, before he can begin to succeed.
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Just for the sake of variety: the Camaro. I'll get him to buy me a car. Then we can drive together, yet separate. He can feel cool cuz he's "beating me" and I can feel like I'll get to our destination on one piece.
![]() 09/08/2013 at 11:21 |
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Tough call. The Prius driver would probably be telling me about all the things he found wrong with everything. Drive me crazy.
On the other hand, I could just sock the Camaro kid and make him ride in the back seat and drive it myself.
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Ride with dude bro up until we need gas then pick pocket his keys and while he's using the bathroom drive to the next gas station.
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Prius. At least they have opinions on bigger issues than who's cooler- Skrillex or some other non-Skrillex shit music generator.
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Natcherly I'll go with someone who shares my love for Toyota hybrids.
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Prius 3:1 odds they have on NPR and then I can listen to Cartalk.